DR GRABBY HANDS

fuck off
Doctor Chicken Nugget H. Grabberhander, or simply nicknamed "grabby hands" is pure evil. she wants to steal your pizzaz

lies and deceit
DO NOT TRUST GRABBY HANDS she is not a doctor she is a liar


 * you're stupid . and i hate you
 * she has stolen her medical degree it is not hers

what youre not supposed to know
grab handers is a notorious thief. she will steal lunch meats, tables, chairs, pieces of your walls, glass, anything that shines, your girlfriend, cheeseballs, military weaponry, money, orange juice, tiles from your tiled floor, and full entire trees

more often than not she will eat them

help!!
preventing her from stealing is as easy as pie but you have to be prepare

here are some tip's and trick's that will help you prevent grabb handies from stealing from you


 * dont try to beat her up she can and will kill you
 * place decoys for her to steal instead
 * lay on the floor and cry because you are hopeless probably
 * call gerald (grabber is afraid of him)
 * get killed by gerald
 * place mirrors in your house (grabby hands just really hates mirrors for some reason)
 * dont ask filbinkbonk to remove her (she is a fartass and will steal filbeets)

call the dr chicken nugget h grabberhander hotline (DCNHGHH) for more information at this number: 5

oh no.
dr grabby hands is strtong, but she fails to realize the consequences of her actions. she has made a horrible mistake, stealing a banana