Gerald

he is coming
you are not safe.

gerald is one of the most dangerous earthlings who currently roams the earth. hes real tough and probably eats kids

where is gerald?!
you can identify Gerald's presence by these factors:
 * do you feel secure?
 * if YES: he has not approached you yet
 * if NO: run
 * is your lunch meat missing?
 * if YES: he is in your house
 * if NO: you are safe, he is not hungry
 * is your s?
 * if YES: what
 * if
 * do you hear clacking and chattering coming from your walls and/or ceiling?
 * if YES (only walls or roof): he is hunting you
 * if YES (both walls and roof): gerald has brought the Crang
 * if NO: gerald is not going to ambush you