Filbort

Who is a philbert
It's the Man! whee

the anomalies of filbonk
filbart is herre what is he doing! get out of my house filberries!!

Despite the fact the filbitches can manifest in any location, he is only here to chill, and eat lunchmeats. hello filbaseball!!!!

if you personally lend him lunch meatbs, he will want to help you! here are some things that filjert will do for you!


 * wash your dishes
 * please note that he will eat the dishes
 * do your laundry
 * please note that he will eat your clothes
 * make dinner
 * please note that he will eat the food
 * eradicate gerald
 * please note that he will eat gerald
 * care for your loved ones
 * please note that he will eat your loved ones
 * turn the tv on
 * please note that he will eat the remote
 * raise cthulhu
 * please note that he will eat cthulhu
 * charge your cellular phonicle
 * please note that he will eat your cellular phonicle
 * frame a photo of your kids
 * please note that he will eat your kids
 * buy the groceries
 * please note that he will eat wal-mart
 * tidy up your house
 * please note that he will eat everything you own
 * get rid of bilbert
 * please note that time will collapse

how to find a ferbert
look closely to your surroundings

if you are very careful, you may locate fuckbert hanging out nearby